elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey:

looz-y:

#AND THEN THERES SHANG

ALADDIN’S REACTION TO SHANG, THO

edskudder:

A couple simple flipbooks from the most recent sketchbook. Gotta draw more…

heyfunniest:

• Jack Daniel (Owner of Jack Daniel’s Whiskey) - died from an infection from a stubbed toe.  Right before he died he uttered his famous last words, “Just one more drink.”
• General John Sedgwick - Right before Civil War General John Sedgwick was shot off his horse he told those with him, “They couldn’t hit an elephant at this distance.”
• Marie Antoinette - As she was being led to her death at the guillotine, Marie Antoinette accidently stepped on her executioners foot.  Her last words were “Pardon me sir.  I did not do it on purpose.”
• Dominique Bouhours (Famous French Grammarian) - Always a stickler for perfect grammar, Dominique Bouhours uttered at the point of death “I’m about to die or dying: Both of these statements is true.”

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periodicbrilliance:

suicideisnotanoption4u:

8-years ago, CHP Officer Kevin Briggs talked this young man out of jumping off the Golden Gate Bridge. 

That young man’s name is Kevin Berthia. 
Today he is 30 years old and married with 2 children. 
This week he presented Officer Briggs with an award on behalf of the American Foundation for Suicide Prevention. 

The story of how Officer Briggs talked Kevin down is remarkable. 

As you can see in the picture, Kevin is literally one step away from jumping to his death. But for more than hour, the officer listened to Kevin pour his heart out about his troubles and told him, “I know you think things are bad, but they can get better.”

Kevin says, “Officer Briggs never made me feel guilty for the situation I was in. He made feel like, I understand why you are here, but there are alternatives”

Kevin is just one of countless lives Briggs has saved over his 23 year career.

Briggs, who was promoted to Sergeant five years ago, is humble about what he does. He says, ”they make the decision, when they step back over that rail it takes a tremendous amount of courage”

I salute Sergeant Briggs!
Photo: The San Francisco Chronicle, John Storey

A little more of my faith in humanity just got restored.

sodamnrelatable:

justafanboy:

the-legit-alois:

harrysthefather:

tony-can-pierce-my-veil:

gettin-nakie-outside:

witchyroses:

kickthebuttstickz:

fantasticallyshantastic:

stickyhunter:

fanuary:

stickyhunter:

ollivandur:

adxn:

Calm your tits! D:!

i’M TRYING But IT’s HARDER THAN IT LOOKS

HOLD UP! I have a solution to this!

Follow my lead, people!

Simply pat your boobs and tell say ‘Everything will be fine. It’s okay.’

Then everything will be fine.

You dumb females. This is obviously fake.

Huh? What is this?

YE DID NOT HEAD MY WARNING

Okay…

THIS IS THE FUNNIEST THING I’VE EVER SEEN

This is the only “hey girls” that I fully support

I wonder what mine do…

MYGOD

IDONT EVEN CARE HOW LONG THIS POST IS THIS IS THE FUNNIEST THING I HAVE EVER SEEN IN YM ENTIRE LIFE

Can we look at that guy in the Thor T-shirt and how he looks like Thor?

or Jesus. 

He’s jesthor

kyssthis16:

ai-yo:

il-tenore-regina:

naomihitme:

Devon doesn’t think she’s a black model cause she’s “fair skinned” and has an “international look” 

lmfao I’ll be saying a prayer for her lost soul tonight 

“fair skinned” my ass 

I just find it amusing that that she thinks because she is light skinned she has a international look and Naomi is dark skinned and is a international super model.

And therein lies the hilarity, tbh.

m3dicat3d-happin3ss:

fuckimintrouble:

l0lplease:

k4tdaley:

cosettewould:

enjolraswould:

musichettawould:

youngcosettewould:

the-trouble-child:

billsikes:

ask-montparnasse:

//in complete seriousness

if any of you ever need someone to talk to

you are free to come to me, on or off anon

we can talk here or on skype or on email i am all ears all the time

((I’ve done it before and I’ll do it again.))

No matter how much I would get yelled at

I will break character for anyone who needs help. i’ll give you my Skype,my oovoo, anything. If you ever need help, and I mean ever, about anything, just come to me. I’m here.

The exact same as youngCosette said. Followers or fellow would blogs, I am here for you okay?

Off topic, but I am definitely here for anyone and everyone. If you ever need anyone to talk to, don’t ever, ever be afraid to contact me. I’m here, and I’d never turn a person away.

Really though. I legitimately care about all of you, even if we’ve never met.

ive done it before. im here for anyone who needs it c:

I’ve done it before and it breaks my heart that I’ll never get to convice her 100%

I’ve done it before and I’ll do it again.

This deserves way more notes. I do t give a fuck if this ruins your blog, or doesn’t suit your blog type. Grow the fuck up and reblog this post because it doesn’t hurt anyone.

camicrucifix:

wow

d-dh:

sebastainsmaster:

nintendosuicide:

betsycrocker:

alloftherabbits:

aintnobodysgirlfriend:

thewholockiansareinthetardis:

hashtagsadface:

housewitch:

Jewel Caterpillar

a caterpillar is prettier than me 

just look at the awesome moth it turns into

That is not an awesome moth it’s a fucking demon from my nightmares

Shush you, it’s pretty. A Flufferfly.

I am the Lorax

I speak for the trees

I can’t even tell which side its’ head is on.

It’s like a diamond decided to turn into a fluffy Dorito.

fluffy Dorito.