May 2013
10moonymhrivertam:
bcperfect:
maybe the reason why some of us stay up all night and sleep all day is because we were meant to live on the other side of the planet
….This makes a disturbing amount of sense…
perfunctory:
it’s so cute when you talk to someone a lot and then you notice the little phrases that you use and the stupid little things you say slipping into their vocabulary more and more
trentofsky:
I always think of Canada as the lovechild of England and France after they had a drunken one night stand and England just left it to grow up with its big brother America who was like the rebel of the family.
Famous Last Words →
heyfunniest:
Jack Daniel (Owner of Jack Daniel’s Whiskey) - died from an infection from a stubbed toe. Right before he died he uttered his famous last words, “Just one more drink.”
General John Sedgwick - Right before Civil War General John Sedgwick was shot off his horse he told those with him, “They couldn’t hit an elephant at this distance.”
Marie Antoinette - As she was being led to her...
That moment when the quietest person in class says...
sodamnrelatable:
gleeson666:
do you ever get into one of those situations where you’re like “I need to stop hating this particular person it’s not going to get me anywhere I’m just going to grow up and move on with my life” but then they do the tiniest thing to piss you off and then you’re like “nope fuck you right off I want to throw you off a bridge”
TO ALL THE BASIC BITCHES WHO SAY THEY'RE HAPPY...
natalie-del-rey:
When girls are off their period.
lilgarre:
raymusik:
So accurate it hurts
